every character has a secret

algebraicat:

if u don’t think music is important u need to remember that 13 dwarves convinced bilbo baggins to rob a dragon just by singing about it

(Source: dirkstridest, via yakisobaru)

twospoonsofoatmealacouplanuts:

blackbird-and-the-harlot:

theconcealedweapon:

crazyykenziee:

If someone were to bake 100 cookies, and poison only a single one, would you eat one? “But they’re not all going to kill you!” Chances are, you are still not gonna eat a cookie.

Don’t eat a cookie: HOW DARE YOU! NOT ALL COOKIES ARE POISONED!

Eat a cookie: WELL IT’S YOUR OWN FAULT! YOU CHOSE TO BE STUPID ENOUGH TO EAT A COOKIE KNOWING THAT SOME OF THEM WERE POISONED!

There is a metaphor in this somewhere I just can’t see it

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julialost:

Fanfictions with OC be like : 

"I was rather ordinary, not really pretty, with my heart shaped face, full lips, long eyelashes with auburn curled hair going down to my hips and my mismatched eyes, one gold one silver"

(via shingekinopoppunk)

varethane:

[tosses painting onto tumblr and flees]
(Credit for the corset goes to hchano!)

varethane:

[tosses painting onto tumblr and flees]

(Credit for the corset goes to hchano!)

jstanothergal:

Dear Orlando I LOVE YOU

(via imasarrok)

“And then we’ll use Pippin’s song, and we’ll crush their souls for good”
— Peter Jackson, probably (via oakenwitch)

(via meleexrose)

Kida Appreciation Week: A Favorite Scene

(Source: disneyyandmore, via yakisobaru)

smenkhkara:

has a muslim man ever played abraham lincoln

has an aboriginal woman ever played elizabeth I

has a black man ever played george washington

has a turkish woman ever played eleanor of aquitaine

no?

then why the fuck would you get the whitest white men to play Ramesses II and Moses

(via imasarrok)

papa-erwin:

papa-erwin:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

papa-erwin:

excuse me sir but——

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and thorin will be all like "I’M GONNA KILL ALL THESE GODDAMN DRAGONS!!!!!"

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I’m so incredibly sorry

(via drinkyourfuckingmilk)

stilesgame:

It bugs me when people are unnecessarily mean. Like, you didn’t have to make that comment. You could have just kept your mouth shut and left that person not feeling bad about themselves. What do you gain from making someone else feel like shit? Nothing of substance. Maybe a fleeting moment of power but that’s gone as soon as it comes so why? There’s enough unhappiness in the world without you adding to it.

(via pelucherria)

“I don’t just ship it
I fucking luxury cruise that shit.”
— Every shipper (via biatch-with-wifi)

(via pelucherria)

shingekinokyojinheaven:

he just became like 50% carrot

(Source: lolgifs.net, via heyfunniest)

shardofnarsil:

sentimental-science:

I DID IT I CANT BELIEVE I DID IT I FOUND THE ONLY POINT IN ALL 3 FILMS WHERE LEGOLAS ACTUALLY TALKS TO FRODO

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I FRICKING DID IT GIVE ME AN AWARD

But he also said this

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(via yakisobaru)

All shall fade.

(Source: elvishfolk, via alongexpectedmovie)